What You'll Get
As movies about time travel prove, our future robo-selves wear disposable metal clothes and our past cave-selves wore nothing, unfairly sticking our present-day selves with all the laundry. Fob off your temporal responsibilities with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of laundry services from Oxford Laundry. Check here to see if services are available in your area, or view a list of service areas.
Stain sorcerers at Oxford Laundry whisk away heaps of dingy garments from their source, returning them the next day freshly folded and sparkling clean. Treating each frock and sock as if it were their own, laundry professionals will transport a minimum of 20 lbs. of clothing ($1.29/lb.) to a sudsy dimension from which even the murkiest muck flees in terror. After slipping into eco-friendly washers for a soapy cotillion of cleanliness, wearables emerge as pristine as the day they were sewn, with tennis whites bleached to a snowy finish and historically accurate reenactment garb retaining every tat of lace and tasseled fringe. As garments tumble in carefully adjusted dryers, fabric softener cuddles up to fleecy folds for ideal comfort. Dry-clean-only items, such as pea coats ($9.99+) and comforters ($28.99+), receive equally gentle treatment from organic, perc-free solvents.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person per household. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid until 8/15/11. New customers only. Not valid for men's pressed shirts. Valid only for pickup and delivery service. Valid only within service area. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.