After navigating floating staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for disappearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Today's Groupon offers respite from the chaos: for $65, you get a one-night couples package (a $144 value) at Oxford Suites on Jantzen Drive.
An evening with your beloved at the posh Hayden Island hotel promises a luxurious respite from the wailing sirens and renegade drummers that pollute city streets. The couples package begins with a two-drink cocktail reception featuring a chorus of hot appetizers, after which you'll adjourn to the king executive suite, a deluxe one-bedroom chamber, where a bottle of wine from Oregon's famed Willamette Valley will be waiting for you. Crack open the local libation and enjoy while watching simultaneous broadcasts of The Price Is Right reruns on both of the suite's two TVs, or store a cheese plate in the refrigerator for optimal enjoyment later. If cabin fever strikes and you choose to roam from the room, indulge in the hotel's indoor pool, Jacuzzi, steam room, or dry sauna, or opt for a rejuvenating workout in the full fitness room.
The overnight package includes a full hot breakfast buffet, so when you awake rested and refreshed, you can break your beloved's fast by presenting him or her with a steaming-hot plate of porridge and a tiny sketch of the porridge you completed due to a compulsive need to artistically recreate every meal. The hotel is situated about 10 minutes from downtown and boasts complimentary airport shuttle for out-of-town visitors, so use this Groupon for a night away from the neighborhood kids, or gift it to a visiting pair of politely stooped giraffes.
- We never met an unhappy staff member and everyone seemed to have a common goal -- to make our stay with them as pleasant as they can! – sunflower08kansas, TripAdvisor
- Our room was very clean, the bed was comfortable, the room was spacious and the staff was helpful. – traveljenny, TripAdvisor
- We love to stay of the Oxford Suites as they have free drinks and snacks in the evening and also a free hot breakfast. – A Hotels.com guest, July 22, 2009
12226 N Jantzen Dr.
Portland, Oregon 97217Get Directions