A dirty carpet is like a guilty conscience—it's always nagging you from the background and prevents you from eating off the floor in peace. Clean your rug with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a carpet cleaning for two rooms from Oxi Fresh Carpet Cleaning (a total value of $120). The value of this deal includes the $10 service charge, on top of the two rooms of cleaning (a $35 value per room) and two rooms of protectant application (a $20 value per room). The dust-busting, dirt-destroying cleaning team will travel within 25 miles of Metairie to put your carpet stains out of their misery.

Oxi Fresh's team of trained professionals harnesses Mother Earth's arboreal breath to naturally purify overly soiled carpets. In addition to effectively breaking down pesky stains, the oxygen-powered cleaning system has a fast one-hour drying time, doesn't leave a crunchy residue, and is safe for your family, pets, and the environment (which houses even more families and pets). In addition to the aesthetic benefits of carpet cleaning, a visit from Oxi Fresh will support a healthier living environment by terminating dust mites, allergens, dirty germs, and other yuckies.

Prior to your carpet cleaning, prepare your appointed areas by moving heavy furniture, boxes, or appliances out of the way. Remember to lift from the knees. When one of Oxi Fresh's specialists arrives at your home, they will do a quick walk-through of the rooms in question without passing judgment and then administer a thorough cleaning, a final inspection, and an adorable curtsy.