Carpets, like dogs, often hide under the dining-room table and let out audible whimpers when threatened with bath time. Make your carpets howl like the beasts they are with today's Groupon: for $47, you get carpet cleaning in two rooms that are up to 250-sq. ft. each and a hallway from Oxy Green Carpet Cleaning of Chattanooga (a $109.95 value), serving the Chattanooga Metro area. Groupon customers can purchase additional carpet cleaning for $19.95 per room. This Groupon is valid for both residential and commercial customers.

Oxy Green Carpet Cleaning of Chattanooga supplies customers with dry and low-moisture carpet cleaning using advanced purging apparatuses and its proprietary line of earth-, people-, and pet-friendly sanitation agents. Wielding time-tested expertise and dirt-divining rods, stain obliterators begin by pre-spotting tenacious smudges, then liberating stains and odors. Oxy Green's authoritative method will also improve air quality by evicting allergens, pet dander, and dust mites, including their evil, soon-to-be-vendetta-harboring eggs. Low-moisture methods allow carpets to dry and be ready to frolic on in less than an hour, and the nontoxic cleansers mean followers of the five-second rule won’t consume chemical contaminants or the subsequent glitter-llama hallucinations.