Without laser hair removal, the only way for swimmers to make their body more aerodynamic would be to attach a drag-race spoiler to their shoulders and leash it to a pair of speedy dolphins. Get some laser hair removal instead with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six 15- to 30-minute laser hair-removal treatments, valid for the upper lip, the chin, the sideburns, or the fingers and toes at Oxygen Laser Med Spa, with locations in Burbank and Chicago (up to a $240 value). You can opt to use all six treatments on one area, or use three treatments on one area and three treatments on another.

The expertly trained, certified staff at Oxygen Laser Med Spa smoothens epidermal planes from tip to toe tip with a slew of services including laser hair removal, chemical peels, and microdermabrasion treatments. The noninvasive intense pulsed light (IPL) laser hair-removal treatment employs a Palomar StarLux 500 laser to evict stubborn strands with gentle, precise punches of light and electrical energy. Over 15 to 30 minutes, the treatment effectively depilates hair of all colors from all skin types. As potent beams vaporize fuzz, an advanced contact cooling system soothes skin with refreshing temperatures and pictures of polar bears.

Though Oxygen Laser Med Spa sometimes features discounted prices online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.