If walls could talk, they'd regale listeners with the juicy details of the homeowner's private life, whereas if carpets could talk, they'd quickly choke on dust and dog hair and never speak again. Keep carpets conversational with today's Groupon to Oxymagic Carpet Cleaning, redeemable in Brooklyn and Manhattan. Choose between the following options:

• For $50, you get carpet cleaning for two rooms (a $109 value).
For $60, you get carpet cleaning for three rooms (a $129 value).

Using a nontoxic, biodegradable cleaning formula, Oxymagic Carpet Cleaning draws dirt and allergens out of carpet fibers to leave floors bright and fragrant. Rug wizards douse floor blankets with a low-moisture dose of Nature's Way carpet cleaner, which harnesses the freshening power of oxygen to cleanse an expansive spectrum of soils and stains left by dirty shoes, clumsy spills, and indoor petting zoos. A powerful cleaning machine extracts conquered impurities out of carpets, leaving them soft and spotless, and a prompt 30–90 minute drying time prevents soggy threads from attracting mold and mildew. To ensure swift service, carpet stewards should move furniture before the treatment begins.