What You'll Get
Yellow teeth indicate an addiction to smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, or swishing with butter. I can't believe it's not toothpaste with today's Groupon: for $139, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment with Dr. Kadie Tabassian at Paces Dentistry (a $595 value).
Dr. Kadie Tabassian and a staff of trained tooth techs boost smile vibrancy and health in Paces' elegantly outfitted confines. During the in-office Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment, a dental wiz coats chompers in a scientifically formulated gel. A specially designed Zoom! light activates the elixir, which is intended to leave pearlies as bright and powerful as Winston Churchill's nightlight. The gel works hard to scrub away enamel stains left by coffee, tea, and other substances. In less than one hour, teeth can whiten by as many as eight shades, as measured by a Vita Classic Shade Guide and a quick polygraph test. The lobby chandelier bathes potted orchids and waiting patients in warm lighting, which shimmers off hanging mirrors for viewing of before-and-after grins.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 20, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. 48hr cancellation notice or $60 fee may apply. Must schedule appointment online. Treatment effective only for natural teeth. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.