Losing weight can be difficult, unlike losing the remote control or losing a slam-dunk contest to a giraffe. Ease a difficult loss with today’s Groupon for 40-minute Zerona body-slimming treatments from Paces Laser MD or SomaNu Medical Weight Loss & Wellness. Choose between the following options:
- For $999, you get six Zerona treatments (a $2,200 value).
- For $1,350, you get nine Zerona treatments (a $3,300 value).
Trained technicians at Paces LaserMD and SomaNu Medical Weight Loss & Wellness target unwanted fat cells in waists, hips, and thighs with FDA-approved Zerona cold lasers. The beams soften adipose tissues so unwanted fat can pull a fire alarm and escape through the body’s natural detoxification processes to spend the day at the arcade. Each session also includes 10 minutes of gentle vibration on a mat designed to further stimulate the lymphatic drainage process. While lying still for treatment, patients can doze, listen to music, or practice charming cobras with only their eyes.
Clients may see an average loss of 3.64 inches of fat from targeted treatment areas after the six treatments, which should be scheduled every other day for two weeks for best results. Clients may see a greater fat loss after nine treatments. Because Zerona is nonsurgical, non-invasive, and requires no anesthesia, there is no recovery time required, and patients may return to work, chores, or kangaroo boxing the same day.