Sleeping in a bed that is not your own is a pleasing way to let your ears gossip with new pillows and to give your nightmares a chance to enter a different television set. Seize upon a restful retreat with today's Groupon: for $234, you get a two-night stay in a one-bedroom suite (a $468.16 value, including HST) at Pacific Shores Resort, located in Nanoose Bay. Additionally, take 25 per cent off any services at AquaTerre Spa and take 15 per cent off at The Landing West Coast Grill.

Surrounded by Craig Bay, botanical gardens, mountain trails, and austere ocean waves, Pacific Shores Resort serves as a calm and sophisticated respite for sojourners. A one-bedroom hotel suite warmly features a fireplace, charming balcony, and enough space to fit four clown cars. Guests can careen or amble around the great outdoors with complimentary kayaks, a bocce ball court, nature walks, outdoor heated thermal pools, and more. With 25 per cent off, take a few satisfying deep breaths and experience AquaTerre Spa's pampering care that includes an array of massages (starting at $60) and botanical facials (starting at $100). Today's deal also includes 15 per cent off at The Landing Grill, where Mediterranean fare rules the plates and a large aquarium dazzles diners with its underwater waffle buffet.