Bored animals can easily get anxious, resulting in rebellious behavior such as furniture gnawing and forming a punk-rock cover band. Quash canine caterwauling with today's Groupon to Paddock Park Animal Care Center. Choose between the following options:

• For $19, you get two days of daycare with a bath for a dog or cat (up to a $38.08 value).
• For $29, you get three nights of dog or cat boarding (up to a $65.85 value).

With a boarding capacity of 200 barking and meowing roomies, Paddock Park Animal Care Center sports the largest facility in the county dedicated to pet vacations. Reserve a climate-controlled room any day of the year, then pack up cat luggage and canine video-game collections for two days of daycare with bath privileges or three nights of boarding. Each accommodation is appropriately sized for the pet, keeping dogs from feeling cramped and cats from returning home with grandiose ideas of personal-space needs. Creature comforts include on-site veterinary care and, upon the owner's request, bedding and continental breakfasts of Purina, Iams, or Eukanuba.

The pet-loving staff members host cocktail hours and lavish attention on pets, pampering furry friends by brushing, cuddling, and intentionally losing at checkers. Pets also enjoy supervised playtime, with dogs playing football under Canadian rules in the courtyard playground as cats give themselves scratching-post manicures. Before owners return to pick up their pup, a good bath shampoos out dirt and odor before nails are trimmed and ears are cleaned, leaving pets feeling fresh, revitalized, and ready to disarm humans with hypnotic tail-wagging.