The actual best thing since sliced bread is sliced meat placed between sliced bread and then sliced in triangles and stuffed into a donut. Fill the meatless void in your life with today's Groupon to Paddy's Legal Beagle. Choose between the following options:

• For $15, you get a meal for two people, including a shared appetizer, two beers, and any combination of two Beagle hot dogs, sandwiches, burgers, or wraps (up to a $36.85 value).
• For $32, you get a meal for four people, including two appetizers, four beers, and any combination of four Beagle hot dogs, sandwiches, burgers, or wraps (up to a $73.70 value).
  
  

The sandwich stackers at Paddy's Legal Beagle wage war on hunger pangs with an arsenal of meaty American fare and beers. Feasters kick off meals with garlic cheese bread ($5.95) or strap on helmets made of wet naps to tackle a mound of eight drumstick wings padded in sauces such as buffalo, teriyaki, or barbecue ($7.95). Tuck into main courses such as the half-pound Sonoran hot dog, wrapped in bacon and buried under chili and nacho cheese ($8.95), or practice shot-putting skills with half-pound burgers ($6.95). The Reuben grinder teams shredded corned beef with sweet cabbage ($8.95), and a selection of bottled or draft beers (up to $5 each), including Bud, Guinness, and seasonal tap selections, wash down the remnants of eaten words.