Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $125 worth of med spa services at Sophistication ME in Wildewood Business Park.

In its state-of-the-art facility, Sophistication ME provides multiple med spa services to keep soul sheaths happily pampered with personalized rejuvenation. A medical microdermabrasion brings out the shiny underskin by shedding layers of dead cells and supporting the rise of younger, healthier dermis ($125), while laser hair removal evicts the follicles squatting on your chest, hands, arms, shoulders, or back. The spa also offers multifarious chemical peels to improve the face's texture and endow it with the power to frown and smile simultaneously. BOTOX injections can smooth out wrinkles (10 units for $120), and full-body options—such as skin exfoliation with a salt scrub, hot stone skin rejuvenation, and skin hydration—promise to coat your whole corpus with pleasantly posh sensations.

In order to determine each individual's skincare needs, Sophistication's qualified aestheticians will provide a complimentary consultation before the service begins. Appointments must be made by calling in advance or by hiring your future self to change the past before the present schedule fills up.

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