Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair removal treatments on the lip, chin, underarm, or bikini area or three chemical peels at Sophistication ME in Wildewood Business Park (up to a $375 value).
The experienced aestheticians at Sophistication ME burnish bodies with multiple med spa services to keep soul sheaths smooth and spruced. A state-of-the-art laser hair removal system penetrates fickle follicles with high-intensity beams of light to remove, or greatly reduce, unwanted portions of pelt for good. This FDA approved procedure is good for all skin types and is much more comfortable and effective than traditional forms of bristle banishment, such as waxing or dipping hairy appendages into vats of radio-active fondue. The spa also offers multifarious chemical peels to improve the face's texture and endow it with the power to frown and smile simultaneously. A certified mug-mender applies a synthesized solution to expunge the epidermis of fleshy flaws, such as uneven pigmentation, blemishes, and wrinkles.
Appointments must be made by calling in advance or by hiring your future self to change the past before the present schedule fills up. Note a 24 hour cancellation policy applies. Customers can use two Groupons for a total of six treatments.