Pizza was invented to halt the hamburger’s monopoly on America’s diet, much like how the Allies stopped the Axis and how socks conquered foot-bags. Rise up and chow down with today’s Groupon: for $6, you get one large 14-inch specialty pizza at Pagliai’s Pizza in Bowling Green (up to a $17.25 value).

Pie connoisseurs ravish in the extensive noshing selection of Pagliai’s menu of specialty pizzas. Pagliai’s expert dough slingers toss original creations such as the Pagliai’s special, with sausage, pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms, and onions ($17.25), to send taste buds on an ambrosial oven-baked adventure. Take a metaphorical leap over the pond to literally delight in the sauerkraut-stuffed German Delight, piled high with mouthwatering canadian bacon or sausage ($12). Sink biters into a garden-fresh, herbtastic vegetarian pizza, topped with ground-grown edibles, including mushrooms, green peppers, onions, and olives ($15.50). Other unique pies include such inspired geneses as the roast-beef special ($13.75) and the taco pizza, complete with a fiesta of border-hopping toppings to elevate tasters to a level of excitement usually reserved for the prospect of amnesty ($17.25). Pull up a chair to dine in, swing by to carry out, or call in to have a golden-crusted siring delivered to your doorstep. This deal is valid for any item on the specialty pizza section of the menu except for the Chef’s Delight.

Pagliai's Pizza sometimes offers discounts, but this Groupon is still the best deal around.