What You'll Get
If the Hundred Years' War had been fought with paintballs instead of rifles, it might still be happening, but it'd be so colorful that no one would mind. Experience your own vibrant battlefield with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a full day of paintball play including equipment, 500 paintballs, air, and protective clothing at Pahrump Paintball, located in Pahrump (a $44.99 value).
Paintball provides a competitive capture-the-flag approach to studying the forces of velocity, wind-resistance, and the physics of splatter. Seven spacious fields of natural grass and hundreds of trees span 10 acres of surface area at Pahrump Paintball, where a friendly, safety-first staff can monitor large groups of marksmen and Wagnerian shieldmaidens. All equipment is provided, including paint, air, and splattable battle fatigues, allowing soldiers to sink into the trenches and skillfully blot the enemy from a distance or surge toward an opponent's base, making a poignant meta-mural of their surroundings. The attentive referees and variety of the course, including a tall-grass jungle field, make Pahrump a fine destination for all levels of splotcher.
The family-owned-and-operated Pahrump Paintball resides roughly an hour from the Las Vegas Strip, a short but meaningful drive to strategize a surprise blitzkrieg on Bill from accounting or an abridged military re-imagining of your 10th birthday. Call ahead to schedule your match.
Must sign waiver before play. Participants must be at least 10 years of age; minors must retrieve the signature of a parent or guardian.
PBreview.com reviewers have this to say about Pahrump Paintball:
- If you like big huge place with lots of place to go to you'll love their HUGE lot they have in the back. They also have 4 or 3 other areas you can go to. They also have a speedball course near the HUGE one. Its [sic] fun for beginners to experienced players. – drummerdudelv
- Both the quality of the fields and the quality of the staff were excellent and I definitely recommend the Pahrump Paintball Complex. – dcpapayo
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Must sign waiver. Must be at least 10, minors need signature of parent or guardian. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.