Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon: for $75, you get two 50-minute myofascial-release massages at The Pain Free Institute in Hershey (a $150 value).
At The Pain Free Institute, massage therapist John Williams improves bodily function while easing aches and pains, offering bodywork services that can effectively alleviate ailments ranging from headaches to fibromyalgia. During the myofascial-release massage, practiced hands use deep-tissue techniques to target the myofascial and soft connective tissues that act as caches for accumulated stress and strain spawned from physical exertion, emotional tension, and existential pondering. Williams uses a combination of methods to hone in on sources of pain and gelatinize sinew into the consistency of fluffy whipped cream, lending the body a more relaxed demeanor and better buoyancy in an array of coffee drinks. The two-massage package can work to decrease stress levels, improve ranges of motion, and bolster circulation.