Experienced paintball players are marked by their ability to fire rapidly, account for wind resistance, and turn their opponents' T-shirts into vibrant Magic Eye images. Test your trigger-pulling expertise with today's Groupon: for $50, you get all-day admission, gear rental, unlimited air refills, and 500 paintballs for two people at Paintball Adventures in Sedalia (up to a $110 value).
Paintball Adventures keeps pigment flying all weekend with objective-style games played out in fields, forests, structures, and speedball courses. Today's deal garbs two paint pelters with all the necessary gear for a full day of colorful conflicts, including 500 paintballs to share, markers (guns), tanks, unlimited air, unlimited taco dreams, and masks. Players can also grab camouflage jump suits and pods to hold extra paint while supplies last.
Combatants can take shelter in forts, slide behind barricades, or ambush Sasquatch from the underbrush on eight playing fields spread over 110 acres. Open from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday, the park instructs its experienced referees to run as many 20–60 minute objective-style games as they can.
Players should wear durable, long-sleeve clothing, gloves, and a hat to lessen the sting of being shot with a paintball and protect the innocence of modest forest chipmunks. Between games, players can recount tales of vibrantly hued heroism in the staging area and replenish their stock of paintballs, available in increments ranging from 100 rounds ($5) to a 2,000-round case ($55).