If the Hundred Years' War had been fought with paintballs instead of rifles, it might still be happening, but it'd be so colorful that no one would mind. Experience a vibrant battlefield with today's Groupon: for $15, you get an equipment rental package that includes admission, 500 paintballs, a mask and goggles, all-day air, a marker, and the field fee at Paintball Country in Hamilton (a $30 value).
Open to the public on weekends, Paintball Country pits groups of friendly fighters against each other in classic paintballing action. A mask and goggles protect future chin-modeling careers while soldiers strafe the battlegrounds with 500 rounds of shirt-splattering field paint, boldly facing oncoming fire from opposing troops. Players crouch behind enormous, squid-inked obstacles on the Hyper Ball Field to dodge the enemy’s stinging volleys, or gather the troops and sneak through 40 acres of woods in search of new states to claim for America. Should shooters tear through their share of ammo on a kamikaze mission or mistake them for extra-juicy gumballs, additional sets of 100 ($5), 500 ($14–$18), and 2,000 paintballs ($45–$65) may be purchased in the pro shop, and pizza, nachos, and drinks are also available for refueling after a hard day of wreaking havoc.
Flushed from his position, a player dashes from behind a tree and toward a bridge. Just as he reaches the opposite side, he hears "Dead man!" as an opponent pops up from underneath. Paintball Country's outdoor fields—which include an air ball field, six speedball fields, and five woods fields—present combatants with loads of such tactic-testing terrain. As referees maintain house rules to keep players safe, teams navigate obstacles such as two-story tower buildings, upturned cable spools, and corrugated tubing. Between firefights, Paintball Country's staff serves refreshments such as pizza, nachos, and victory-flavored energy drinks. An onsite pro shop also caters to guests with advice and equipment sales. 5 speedball fields are available with 1 of them being the airball field.
5110 Lesourdsville West Chester Rd.
Hamilton, Ohio 45011