Water thrives when under pressure, much like spelling-bee finalists and fast-food drive-thru operators at the Indy 500. Unleash pressurized power with today’s Groupon to Pair-A-Dice Car Wash in Kissimmee. Choose between the following options:
- For $11, you get one SuperSaver car wash (a $23.53 value).
- For $16, you get three full-service car washes (a $32.97 value).<p>
Pair-A-Dice’s washes quickly sanitize cars of every size with the deft touch of a brushless, soft-cloth system. During each full-service session, technicians make vacuum noises while vacuuming the carpets, seats, and mats, then send the car hopscotching through the tunnel. As cars emerge bright and shiny on the other side, staffers touch up the windows, dust off the dash, and towel down the freshly cleaned exterior. The SuperSaver wash—which is founded on all the soft-cloth goodness of the full-service wash—affords dirty autos a few extra perks, such as a clear-coat sealant that emblazons the finish and a foam wax that wraps the car in a glossy ribbon, protecting it from pollution and dust bunnies crossing the road. Meanwhile, an underbody rinse and rust inhibitor treatment spruce up the chassis and a tire shine tackles puddle scum. To officially conclude the cleansing ritual, techs declare the car clean with a ceremonial air freshener.
Reading material, a children’s toy box, and free coffee are available to customers waiting for their cars to finish singing in the tunnel.
Although Pair-A-Dice Car Wash sometimes features discounted prices online, today’s Groupon is still the best deal available.