Unlike the etymologically similar saloon, a salon is free of fisticuffs and favors human tresses over hair of the dog. Put your head in safer hands with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get partial foil highlights, a deep-conditioning treatment, and a blowout at Paisley Hair Design (an $125 value).

Paisley Hair Design transforms feral tresses into teddy bears with a spectrum of haircare services performed by continuously educated stylists and judiciously supplemented with botanical Aveda products. Treatments commence as lucky strands snuggle into a partial foil embrace (a $75+ value), which endows crowns with a vibrant halo of long-lasting color and a strong sense of justice. A soothing bath of deep conditioner (a $25 value) fills in frayed follicles and glosses split ends, followed by a shampoo style and blowout (a $25+ value) that coax coiffures into aesthetic apexes. Before and after beautification, clients can relax in comfortable waiting areas, sip steaming cups of Aveda tea, and brainstorm acceptance speeches for Head of the Year awards.