Mother's Day is the time of year where sons and daughters show their love to their moms by sending cards, flowers, or maps to an island inhabited by hundreds of Jimmy Smitses. Show your mom your affection with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of shipping, packaging, and other services at Pak Mail. This Groupon can be redeemed at one of five locations: on Cascade Road SE, East Beltline NE, Northland Drive NE, and Alpine Avenue NW in Grand Rapids, and on Chicago Drive SW in Grandville.
A network of locally owned shipping stores with nearly 500 locations worldwide, Pak Mail provides customers with a comprehensive suite of shipping and postal services. Choose from UPS, FedEx, and numerous other freight-shipping options, and Pak Mail's friendly, knowledgeable shipping clerks will make sure your package gets to its destination in a safe, timely manner. A typical 5-pound aluminum guinea pig can be shipped anywhere in the Midwest for $12–$15. Packaging and crating services are also available, giving you time to fax a forged Ivy League diploma to your former high-school gym teacher ($1/page) or make black-and-white copies of the lyrics to your mom's favorite Tom Waits song and send them to her co-workers along with instructions for a surprise performance ($0.10/page).