Ninety percent of alleged UFO sightings can be easily explained as falling meteors, swamp-gas reflections, or doughy orbs hurled into orbit by Herculean pizza makers. Enjoy earthbound eats with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of subs and pizza at Palermo’s Subs & Pizza.
Palermo’s Subs & Pizza serves up a menu of hearty sliced sustenance and cozy breaded comestibles for hungry hordes. Baked hot-sub varieties such as the homemade meatball, chicken parmesan, and shaved steak appeal to hearty eaters ($3.99–$8.79), and the greens-loaded veggie sub ($4.39–$6.69) and veggie panini ($4.99) appease committed plantavores. Specialty pizzas such as the Hawaiian Eruption, with a layer of ham and pineapple ($10.99–$14.99), or the subtly spicy Mexican Fiesta ($10.99–$15.49) put a fanciful twist on pie traditions. Belly-button-bursting combo meals unite pizza slices, subs, and a choice of chips or cookies to complete the transition from an innie to an outie ($7.25–$9.99).