A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a Palm Beach Bright teeth-whitening treatment from Classic Hair Design, located in Plainfield Township. A multifaceted aesthetopia, Classic Hair Design brightens color-blotched chompers using the tandem powers of a gel solution and ultraviolet light, mitigating the damage of red wine, black licorice, and hot-tar sundaes in roughly 30 minutes. Unlike scaring your teeth, which only turns them a sickly pale until they learn there's no such thing as mouth goblins, Palm Beach Bright treatments leave smiles winsomely white and feeling comfortable, brightening without leaving behind any bleeding, burning, or irritation.
$59 for On-Site Teeth Whitening from Classic Hair Design ($129 Value)
In a Nutshell
- Half-hour procedure
- No burning or irritation
- Professional staff
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.