What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Preserve necessary guises with today's Groupon to Palm Beach Medical in Lake Worth. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get one Accent laser cellulite treatment (a $300 value).
- For $225, you get three Accent laser cellulite treatments (a $750 value).
Helmed by Dr. Angela Culveyhouse, the crew at Palm Beach Medical smooths out skin craters with the warming caress of the FDA-approved, dual-frequency Alma Accent laser. During each 15- to 30-minute procedure, a technician frightens off cellulite and tightens the skin with radio waves, leaving bodyscapes as smooth and elastic as Stretch Armstrong in a hot tub. By heating the inner layer of skin, the beam of focused light stimulates new collagen growth, shaping hard-to-exercise areas such as the buttocks or the love handles. Even sensitive places on the body such as the face, the jaw, and the inner thigh can be targeted for a session of smoothing, and with no downtime, patients may return to their regular schedule of work or pyramid building. Lavender walls, plush seating, and eye-catching photographs afford patients the opportunity to lounge in relaxing environs before each appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or $50 fee may apply. All treatments must be used on same area. Valid only for option purchased. Patients must drink 10-12 cups of water day before, day of, and day after treatment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Palm Beach Medical
Patients rarely expect a medical office where they can meet with their primary-care physician, get a chiropractic adjustment, and round out their visit with a cutting-edge laser or aesthetic treatment. Dr. Angela Vecellio, Dr. Sal Pilato, and Dr. Kimberly Stein made that myth-like destination a reality at Palm Beach Medical, wisely choosing to do so above sea level after the mistakes of Atlantean small-business owners. Dr. Vecellio leads the friendly and multidisciplinary team from her own advanced training in nutrition, pediatrics, and weight loss, addressing physical ailments with chiropractic care and a variety of innovative therapies. Dr. Stein oversees medical treatments, administering flu shots and performing physicals.
In the cosmetic realm, staffers use Neova's DNA Total Repair formula to combat sun damage during facials. They remove hair from any skin type with Palomar's StarLux 500 platform and strive to banish cellulite with the same Alma Accent XL laser that has been featured on The Doctors and as an understudy in Goldfinger.