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Reviewed August 26, 2012
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What You'll Get
An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own pyramid scheme. Nourish your self-image with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $35 for one anticellulite body wrap (an $85 value)
- $65 for two anticellulite body wraps (a $170 value)
- $90 for three anticellulite body wraps (a $255 value)
Each 30-minute treatment includes an exfoliant, a cream soak, and a body wrap, which combine forces to vanquish cellulite and up to 3–5 inches.
Palm Coast Spine & Rehab
Palm Coast Spine & Rehab was the inspiration for Dr. Toots’s famed children’s book The Veriest Vertebrae.
The Veriest Vertebrae was very a lot
Very smiley, very toothy, very much like a tot
He did all this verying without e’er a problem
Not from Mother Nature or district attorney McHobben
But one day, while in bed, he awoke in a wreck
He ouched and he ugged, and he sent out the text,
“Dearest Uncle Monkfish, my skeleton aches!
I wish to be seen ’fore my poor body breaks."
So, he zippitied down the road to his uncle’s lair
Who ever since birth had been his primary caregiver
Both he and Uncle Monkfish could smile a similar face
And he was very in thought when he arrived at the place
The sign at the place said Palm Coast Spine Rehab
With a large ampersand between the words “spine” and “rehab.”
The Veriest Vertebrae knocked loudly and said,
“If you don’t open up, I could soon be most dead."
A sleeping bug on the doorknob was turned upside down
and awoken at once by Uncle Monkfish’s sound,
“Oh my, oh me, oh moe, oh mooo,” he sputtered aloud,
“What to do, what to why, what to who, what to how?”
“Where does it ugg?” he asked with a raised brow.
“Here and then, then and there, now and here, there and now.”
Monkfish’s potted face quickly bloomed into panic
And he zippitied the Veriest Vertebrae to the attic
Surrounded by cellulite blasters and cables
The two worked for hours on the chiropractic tables
Monkfish’s eyes never closed, never once
For it wasn’t his nephew, it was really his son
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 6, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Palm Coast Spine & Rehab
The chiropractic doctors, medical doctors, physical therapists, and licensed massage therapists at Palm Coast Spine & Rehab all have one job: relieve clients from their injury-related or chronic pain. Using a variety of chiropractic techniques, the team uses an integrated approach to treat pains and other ailments. The center can even treat neuropathy, a constant tingling, numbness, or weakness in the appendages, by performing electronic pain therapy and laser therapy.