What You'll Get
A glowing smile charms irritable librarians, stern highway-patrol officers, and judges with highfalutin ideas about driving through the library. Flaunt your beaming beauty with today's Groupon: for $99, you get an exam with x-rays (an $89 value), a cleaning (a $59 value), and a Zoom! whitening treatment (a $399 value) at Palm Dental (a $547 total value).
The talented toothologists at Palm Dental beautify mouth bones using the latest cosmetic, restorative, and preventative services. Mouth caves begin their plaque excavation with a thorough exam and x-rays, allowing the dental doyen to admire each tooth’s classic bone structure and survey mouthscapes for signs of decay or hidden microphones. A subsequent cleaning rids bicuspids of build-up, rooting out debris and bacteria and scraping the gum lines to expel calculus deposits and long-lost algebra exams.
Newly shined smiles are then treated to a one-hour Zoom! whitening treatment, which shines jaw knives back to their factory-grade specifications. After applying a protective barrier to the lips and gums, the dental professional paints each tarnished tusk with the proprietary Zoom! gel, designed to activate under the cascading rays of the special Zoom! light. As patients kick back and relax, the brightening duo goes to work breaking down stains and reversing natural discoloration brought on by years of smoking, coffee drinking, and gargling with cola.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must sign waiver. 24-hour cancellation notice required. Whitening valid only for natural teeth. Bonding, caps or crowns may need to be changed to match new color. Sensitivity may occur. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Palm Dental
At Palm Dental, Dr. Ash Eskandari and his team dedicate themselves to developing long-term relationships with their patients through personalized care. The staff helps patients make informed decisions by explaining the benefits and expected outcomes of each general, cosmetic, or restorative procedure. It also guides patients through all financial aspects, such as insurance coverage, payment options, and the complex process of converting pinecones to dollars.