What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep your skeleton's abode in tip-top shape with today's Groupon: for $149, you get three small-area laser hair-removal sessions at Palmetto Women's Health (a $900 value) in Mount Pleasant. Valid treatment areas include: the forearms, upper lip, bikini line, underarms, or chin. All three treatments must be used on the same area.
Dr. Loren Frankel and her team of beauty boosters evict follicular freeloaders with noninvasive laser hair-removal technology. During each 15-minute treatment, patrons relax in a calming, spa-like room while a licensed light wielder illuminates unwanted fuzz with concentrated photon beams that sink into the dermis while illustrating Pink Floyd songs. As the pulses warm each follicle, epidermal forests retreat into a dormant state, leaving skin smooth and radiant. For optimal results, clients may purchase two Groupons for six treatments, which attack hairs in different growth stages in order to keep fur coats from invading birthday suits.
Though Palmetto Women’s Health sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for forearms, upper lip, bikini lines, under arms, and chin. Must use all treatments on same area. Not effective for darker skin tones. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Palmetto Women's Health
Dr. Loren Frankel opened her private Mount Pleasant obstetrics and gynecology practice in 2007 to treat women in a safe, comfortable environment. She and her staff treat women with cosmetic procedures such as Juvéderm cosmetic injections, cellulite reduction, weight-loss programs, and laser hair removal, as well as in-office treatments such as bioidential hormone therapy which is designed to help alleviate the symptoms of menopause. The only physician at the practice, Dr. Frankel greets clients with individual face time. The office experience is dedicated to providing treatments that address women-specific health issues.