Bowlers display the perfect fusion of power, style, and grace, impressing any onlookers with the flashy balance and skillful tosses of a dizzy flamingo making pizzas. Display one-legged postroll stances proudly with today's Groupon: for $182, you get a four-hour private bowling party for up to 40 people at Palwaukee Lanes, located inside the Executive Plaza Hotel & Conference Center in Wheeling (up to a $520 value). Reservations must be made at least 72 hours in advance, and time slots are flexible based on availability.
Palwaukee Lanes houses four vintage wood-planked pathways where bowling balls can collide explosively into their curvy, well-arranged counterparts. During the four hours of unlimited bowling (a $250 value), three-holed projectiles can glide across greased lanes while fighting the temptation to fall into a gutter's semi-circle embrace. The private party includes shoe rentals (a $3/pair value), perfect for party guests without their own pair of frictionless toe coverings or those looking to flaunt their ability to tie shoelaces using only elbows. Not open to the public, Palwaukee Lanes is often rented for private events such as birthday parties, corporate gatherings, and 100-year high school reunions. A personal bartender (a $150 value) mans the cash bar, which is open for the duration of the party, helping to hydrate bowlers parched from singing Turkish love ballads after knocking down three consecutive strikes.