Humans pamper their bodies to increase self-esteem, attract a suitable mate, and make chimpanzees jealous of our well-groomed cuticles. Increase simian envy with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a spa pedicure and facial at Pamperme Day Spa in Collingwood (a $135.60 value).

Pamperme Day Spa relieves wearied bodies with an array of spa services dished out in a spacious facility. Spa visitors begin by easing into a cozy recliner and letting one of Pamperme's attentive spa wizards cast a podiatric spell with a full spa pedicure. Long-suffering shoe tenants are treated to a sea-salt exfoliating scrub before warm paraffin and a massage release any tension left over from going to the market. Clients then have their choice of nail polish before moving onto a thorough facial treatment. Pamperme's facial, which includes complimentary product samples, weaves together a sequence of deep cleansing and exfoliation, a relaxing facial massage, and a mask and moisturizer. The invigorating medley of products and peels is specially designed to restore visages ravaged from aging, harsh UV rays, and apple-bobbing addictions. Both treatments take approximately two hours to complete.