What You'll Get
Without windows, pies would be left to cool on fainting couches, and bar brawlers would be painfully hurled through solid brick walls. Celebrate your aperture unto the world with today's Groupon: for $40, you get residential window cleaning for up to 20 outdoor windows from Panes & Drains (an $80 value). Today's Groupon is not valid for storm windows or homes larger than two stories, and an additional charge will apply to residences in counties other than Clay, Platte, Jackson, Johnson, and Wyandotte. Houses blessed with more than 20 windows may purchase multiple Groupons (limit 4 per household). Make sure to email or call ahead to schedule your cleaning; to efficiently accommodate as many customers as possible, Panes & Drains will schedule cleanings by area of city. A specific cleaning date will be subject to availability.
Since 2002, the friendly crew at Panes & Drains has applied its meticulous touch to cleaning windows throughout the Kansas City metro area and its associated fiefdoms. When one of its uniformed professionals arrives, he or she will immediately assess your windows to check for grime due to dust, pollen, and exhaust from passing dune buggies. Each cleaner understands that he or she is entering your home as a guest, and he or she treats your furnishings with respect, donning slip-cover shoes to protect your floors and aid in the performance of hallway ballets. After the cleaners shine each of your panes, an experienced supervisor will check the appearance of every window to ensure a job well done.
Windows are constantly subject to the illegal infiltration of unruly floating matter. Road salt turns into an airborne powder in winter, covering panes in a milky haze, and dirt from passing landscapers can transform into dust circles after rain and unflattering paisley designs after hailstorms. No matter the season, Panes & Drains takes a swift, safe approach to burnishing your blurry casements, providing glossy glass treatments just in time for big family events or friendly clean-house rivalries.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4/household, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid in Clay, Platte, Jackson, Johnson or Wyandotte; add'l charges apply for other areas. Not valid for storm windows or homes with 2+ stories. Valid for outside windows only. By appt. only, subj. to avail. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.