What You'll Get
Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it's exciting, demanding, and by the end, everyone has pretend-died. Take paintball arms against a sea of troubles with today's Groupon: for $10, you get admission, 100 paintballs, a gun, mask, barrel sock, and a day's worth of unlimited CO2 at Paintball Knights in St. Hedwig (a $22 total value).
Paintball Knights features nine grass play fields that are clipped and maintained weekly, as well as two air-ball fields for inflatable paint-gunning fun. With a player-to-referee ratio of 10 to one, play is always clean, even at its dirtiest. Knights also uses only biodegradable, nonstaining paint coated in an easy-break shell so that retired pigment slingers can waddle to the laundromat sans Mt. Everest-size welts on their bodies. To further facilitate cleanliness, Knights also offers complimentary lens cleaner and more free paper towels than most babies have ever knowingly seen in one place. Between rounds, catch your breath in the fully illuminated, 50-table gravel staging area, snatch some treats from the snack bar, or chat with a knowledgeable staff member in the pro shop.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. Must be 10 or older. Must be 12 or older or provide proof of age. Must sign waiver. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Paintball Knights
On Paintball Knights' nine pristine grassy play fields, combatants take cover behind inflatable obstacles and large tin drums while waging good-natured warfare against the opposing team. A referee for every 10 participants keeps things civil and fun by promising to foil cheaters and inaccurate Braveheart reenactments. Between matches, players can hatch master plans in the 50-table gravel staging area or refuel at the snack bar. The staff supplies biodegradable, easy-break paintballs that leave minimal stains and bruises, as well as complimentary lens cleaner and paper towels to scrub away colorful specks from skin, clothing, and monocles.