Unlike summer camps, boot camps won't require you to put on a fund-raising talent show to stop a nefarious computer company from turning Lake Cowabunga into its new industrial-waste depository. Team up to fight unfitness with today's deal: for $30, you get four weeks of fitness boot-camp classes at Paradise Boot Camp in Dunedin (a $284 value).

Fitness guru Ed Downes and his highly motivating staff of fitness experts provide a challenging atmosphere and promote lifelong health and nutrition knowledge. The boot-camp classes, which provide an effective way for any fitness-leveled person to lose weight, build muscle, and improve confidence for skydiving tournaments, are held twice a day for 60 minutes, and you may take a minimum of three and a maximum of five classes per week. Today's deal also includes a body-fat test to chart progress, a nutritional review to determine good and bad habits, and a meal plan to improve overall health and nutritional awareness.

In Paradise Boot Camp, the enemy is predictability. Each day, your instructors will throw down a fresh guerilla ambush's worth of challenges for your muscles and your brain, fueling constant gains and keeping you engaged. Over the course of the one-hour session, you'll run, jump, lift weights, slam out push-ups and chin-ups, chase chickens, punch slabs of beef, and end with a live crocodile wrestle. In the heat of your workout, you'll sweat out weakness, fear, and monosodium glutamate while beginning to gain the functional, unsurpassed strength of a body in fluid, powerful motion. Check the upcoming schedule of four-week programs to determine the most accommodating time for a swift kick in the pants from the firm foot of fitness, and call ahead to register.

Reviews

Nine Google Mappers and three Insider Pagers give Paradise Boot Camp a perfect five-star average, and four Citysearchers give it a 4.5-star average:

• Great trainer, location, fitness at its best. Enjoy going to get fit for the first time. – conleyk_2000, Google Maps
• Paradise Boot Camp is the best workout on the planet! – Ed D., Insider Pages
• I would highly recommend it! – Meg7, Citysearch