Even though water covers most of the earth's surface, humans spend most of their lives on land and a small portion in the air while they’re sleeping. Float on with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $13 for one happy hour cruise on the Mississippi River, including pizza (a $26 value)
$13 for one happy hour cruise on Lake Minnetonka, including pizza (a $26 value)

After boarding a yacht, cruisers glide around Lake Minnetonka or float down the Mississippi River for two hours, passing the downtown Minneapolis skyline and the city's riverside parks. As the sun falls below the horizon, patrons tear into a pizza buffet, quaff drinks on special from the boat's full bar, and gaze at the shimmering waters that surround the yacht. Mississippi River cruises depart from Boom Island Park, while Lake Minnetonka cruises depart from the lake's Port of Excelsior. Click here for directions to each. Cruises typically run from 6–8 p.m. on select days, click here for the schedule of upcoming cruises.