What You'll Get
Some washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of delivery dry-cleaning services from Paradise Cleaners. Click here to view Paradise Cleaners’ service area.
The scrub-a-dubbers at Paradise Cleaners gently whip besmirched threads into states of squeaky cleanness with the help of high-quality equipment and products. Fabric-fetchers first retrieve garments from domicile doorsteps, then whisk them away to Paradise’s central plant where purified solvents and delicate soaps destroy dirt, odor, and evidence that you ate the last pudding cup. Each piece of laundry is treated like a beloved family member and receives special attention, including hand-finishing services. Slip into a pair of recently bathed pants ($8.85+), or slap on a pristine shirt ($8.05+) to prepare for a video-chat date with the inventor of HD video-chatting. Paradise Cleaners also helps suits sparkle ($16.50+), dresses shed their spots ($14.90+), and comforters return to their beds sans sheep dander ($40+).
Though Paradise Cleaners sometimes offers discounts, this Groupon is still the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only within specified delivery area. New clients only. Not valid for leathers, alterations, or in-store service. May redeem across 2 visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.