If man were meant to fly, he'd have wings, a jet engine appendage, and a standard pair of FAA-approved aviator shades. Strap some wings on your back and subvert terra firma tyranny with today's Groupon: for $74, you get your choice of a tandem intro adventure flight (1,500 foot altitude, boat-towed), or an introductory discover hang gliding low tow lesson (each a $149 value) at Paradise Hang Gliding, Inc.. This Groupon includes a complimentary 30-day membership to the United States Hang Gliding and Paragliding Association.

The USHPA-certified instructors at Paradise Hang Gliding teach neophyte gliders to climb air mountains of 1,500 feet or higher. During the boat-towed tandem intro adventure flight, students take the pilot spot, while the flight pedagogue occupies the second harness. The state-of-the-art glider thrusts skyward from the gleaming Floridian coastal waters courtesy of a certified custom towboat, replete with all necessary safety equipment and an iceberg alert system. The instructor flies the glider, so that the student can enjoy the elevated vistas. Midway through the flight, students will briefly fly the winged craft before returning to Earth. During the low tow lesson, the student flies at an altitude of 5 feet for as far as two football fields, tantamount to sixteen regulation tee-ball fields. Educational and empowering, the scooter-towed low tow takes place in a special lightweight hang glider over ground. Equipment—including helmets and eye protection—and refreshments are all provided during your thrilling date with the sky.