What You'll Get
If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Tame tresses for easy scaling with today's Groupon: for $99, you get $300 toward a Brazilian blowout or a Brazilian keratin treatment at Paradise Salon in Des Moines.
Paradise Salon specializes in cutting-edge strand-straightening techniques, and a visit to the chic space promises to leave your tresses appropriately relaxed and manageable for upcoming beachfront hair twirls and beach parties with visiting dignitaries. Keep coifs frizz-free for up to 12 weeks with a Brazilian blowout ($200+). The treatment takes 90 minutes to complete and eschews the use of harsh chemicals for a damage-free straightening regime nourished with Clara Barton-esque Açaí aftercare products.
With three to four hours of processing time, the longer-lasting Brazilian keratin treatment ($200–$400) coats each shaft of your hair in a nutrient-rich layer of protective protein goodness, eliminating curls and smoothing cuticles with Rejuvenol and Natura Keratin products. Paradise's stylists will then blow-dry and flat-iron your locks, re-proteinize, and rinse and blow-dry again. Free of formaldehyde and comparisons to Portuguese water dogs, your new, smooth, and lovely radiance lasts up to five months and can be washed and dried without dulling damage. Best of all, you'll cut your blow-dry time in half and need less hair product to achieve a stellar, shiny set of strands.
Owning a clean, shiny, and well-kept head of hair sends a message to passing postal workers and circling biplanes that you care about providing a nice view for those whose line of sight you wander into on a daily basis. Apply this deal toward your next mane makeover, or gift this Groupon to a frizzy-haired friend in need of a relaxer after getting struck by one lightning bolt too many.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. Prices vary due to hair length and thickness. 24-hour cancellation notice required or fee of up to $50 may apply. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Paradise Salon
Paradise Salon's staff expertly renders the services necessary to bolster their clients' looks. Hair treatments such as Brazilian blowouts and deep conditioning keep strands smooth and strong enough to twirl around fingers or flip over shoulders. Nail services groom hands and feet—vixen reds light up fingers like glow sticks light up a rave in a cave. The technicians can also use a Japanese solution to keep lashes curled to the ideal level, enabling flirtatious winks for up to six weeks.