What You'll Get
Unlike the ranking system applied to Olympic medals, bronze skin signifies optimal health, while silver skin points to a metallic imbalance, and gold skin is the first sign you'll be spending the rest of your days on Meryl Streep's mantlepiece. Obtain a first-place complexion with today's Groupon: for $24.50, you get one month of unlimited tanning at Paradise Tanning in Poland (a $49.95 value).
Paradise Tanning boasts no less than eight tanning beds of varying strengths as well as a full line of Australian Gold and Swedish Beauty products to help pale personages fulfill their coppery potential. Set aside 6–20 minutes to relax while basking in one of the six standard tanning trundles equipped with gentle facial bulbs for sensitive skin. Or, upgrade to a premium browning experience in the 12-minute Star Power bed, which boasts side and shoulder bronzers, as well as 22 more bulbs than a standard tanning bed, or the 10-minute stand-up Sun Dome—a perfect choice for claustrophobics, or those suffering from chronic happy feet ($2 upgrade fee for Star Power and Sun Dome not included in Groupon).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Expires 3/28/11. Must activate by 3/28. Expires 30 days after activation. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.