Putting your best face forward sometimes requires making your second-best face drop out of sight in an unfortunate "accident." Today's deal creates the perfect alibi: you were busy enjoying a facial at Paris Med Spa during the time of its disappearance. For $49, you get a Hydra Facial Supreme MD (a $125 value) at Paris Med Spa’s cozy Pleasant View relaxation station. Tax is included, though gratuity is not.
The super-advanced Hydra Facial uses a spiral channel of water to cleanse, exfoliate, and flush out skin’s forgotten gunk and junk. It simultaneously hydrates desert-bitten cells, renewing the body's softcover surface like a waterslide renews childlike joy. The Hydra Facial causes little to no discomfort, requires no downtime, and won’t overheat your engine, as the applicator is constantly flushed with cool water.
Paris Med Spa's experienced physicians and aestheticians know that being you is more than just having a face and a favorite pair of high-heeled brogues, it's also having a top-secret lair where you can detach and reattach different faces at any time. Taking good care of your face’s skin is important at any age and for all the ages to come, especially when future forms of facial recognition require a scan of your face before you can enter your hovercraft or open a can of hovercraft fuel with your automatic hovering can-opener. Call ahead to make an appointment.
Examiner gives five stars to Paris Med Spa and has this to say:
- Paris Med Spa offers serious skincare from the new and advanced Hydra Facial to dermal fillers. It is the perfect environment for a girls day, offering spa packages and special events. – Rachael Chapman