When neglected for long periods of time, cars may act out by sleeping in the street and consorting with tractors. Give your car attention while you’re away with today’s Groupon to Park EZ Fly. Choose from the following options:

• For $6, you get two days of valet airport parking with a shuttle (an $11.98 value).
• For $15, you get one day of airport parking and pet boarding (a $29.99 value).
• For $75, you get a complete deep-clean car detail (a $199 value).<p>

Park EZ Fly’s valets stow vehicles in a safe, secure monitored lot as auto owners take to the skies, and can perform car-care and pet-boarding services as well. Free shuttle services every 15 minutes ferry drivers between the lot and nearby Orlando International Airport. Attentive pet-sitters care for fur-lined friends through the duration of their owners’ trips, ensuring that they will not answer the phone with crude impersonations of their absent owners. A deep-clean detailing service brushes away interior and exterior detritus on patiently waiting autos, performing a thorough hand wash and waxing of the car’s exoskeleton, dressing its tires in their Sunday best, and wiping clean its interior. Pets must be healthy, vaccinated, and unable to unlock doors with their prehensile tongues.