What You'll Get
While feeling the burn during a workout is generally a good sign, feeling the burn while sitting on the sofa means your sofa is in the fireplace. Engage in controlled, constructive body burning with today's Groupon: for $81, you get an all-access, one-month membership (an $89 value), 30-minute Swedish massage (a $35 value), and a personal training session and assessment session (an $80 value) at Park Harvey Athletic Club. Park Harvey Athletic Club's 12,000 square feet are occupied with instruments of toning; free weights, cardio machines, tanning beds, and more. A one-month membership grants access to free weights and TRUE Fitness Technology machines, all outfitted with their own entertainment systems, Internet access, MP3 players, and video feeds of the NASA control center. During the personal training assessment and workout session, a certified health instructor will help steer your body-plane to Fitness Island. When finished battling bulge, aerate porous pelts in the sauna before unwinding at the hands of a Park Harvey massage therapist, who kneads weary muscles with a 30-minute Swedish massage. Try any of the club's 10 group classes or undergo hydro therapy in the whirlpool while contemplating how long it would take to bake a loaf of bread in a tanning bed. Personal lockers and towel service included with all memberships.
The Journal Record featured Park Harvey Athletic Club in 2008.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate membership by 7/27/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. By appointment only. New clients only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.