What You'll Get
Contrary to conventional wisdom, one can in fact look a gift horse in the mouth, now that the mouth no longer houses the retina-scorching nuclear reactor that powers the horse. Get an eyeful of equine incisors with today’s Groupon to Park Lane Equestrian Center. Choose from the following options:
- For $39, you get a one-hour horseback-riding lesson (an $80 value).
- For $99, you get three one-hour horseback-riding lessons (a $240 value).
- For $149, you get five one-hour horseback-riding lessons (a $400 value).
Park Lane's equine educators foster centaur impersonations across 300 sprawling acres of covered arenas, jumping rings, and horse-friendly turnouts. Students 2 and older settle into saddles atop lesson-ready steeds, mastering topics from rein use and verbal commands to general caretaking such as grooming and always removing horseshoes inside the house. Classes group attendees into units of three, allowing the talented staff of instructors to provide personal attention and the retired horses to remain at rest, as lessons include both mount and equipment.
Park Lane Equestrian Center's grounds include scenic trails that transport horse and rider directly from the stables to White Rock Lake. Three covered and lit arenas house dedicated trainers at all times and in all weather, protecting students from chilly precipitation or nosy weather balloons.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 2 or older. Must sign waiver. Must wear hard-sole shoes and long pants. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.