What You'll Get
If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white picket fence that protects the soul from oversized bites of taffy. Strengthen your defenses against attacks on the soul with today's Groupon: for $69, you get one comprehensive dental exam (a $125 value), x-rays (a $175 value), and a professional teeth cleaning (a $150 value) at Park Slope Dentistry (a $450 total value). Today's deal gets Groupon holders an additional $1,000 credit toward an Invisalign treatment. Park Slope Dentistry’s office is located a block and a half from the 7th Avenue F train in Park Slope.
Dr. Ronald I. Teichman invokes more than 30 years of dental experience to correct crooked teeth and deliver sparkling smiles within a cordial atmosphere. Dental exams are the vanguards of healthy mouths and happy faces, ensuring that teeth are upstanding citizens of Gumville and haven't been spoiled rotten by all-night candy raves. Each tooth is visually inspected and cleared of tartar, while gums are given the once-over for signs of periodontal disease. X-rays check the teeth from the inside to certify them as fit for morsel-mashing duty, free of cracks, cavities, and bacterial tree forts, before moving on to the professional scrubbing. You'll leave with a smile bright enough to melt hearts, including your own, so be careful around mirrors.
Newly clean mouth bearers also receive a $1,000 credit toward the cost of an Invisalign treatment; the total cost of the treatment varies with each customer (it can run anywhere from $2,000 to $8,000). View some Invisalign FAQs here. Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate, invisible tooth-aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6 to 15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and delighted slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw. Call to schedule an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy more gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or $75 fee may apply. New patients only. Valid toward 1 dental exam, x-rays, 1 teeth cleaning, 10% off first procedure, and $1,000 off full Invisalign treatment. Non-transferable. Must use in 1 visit. Not valid w/other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.