Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,999, you get a complete Invisalign clear-braces treatment at Park South Dentistry (up to a $7,000 value).
Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. To begin, patients meet with Dr. David Janash for a 30-minute private consultation where he’ll snap x-rays and pictures before making an impression of the upper and lower teeth. He’ll then use these impressions to engineer a digital 3-D blueprint for the custom aligners, which are made of clear, smooth, BPA-free plastic. The aligners delicately nudge teeth into position for 20–22 hours a day, allowing patients to remove them while performing mouth-centric tasks such as eating, brushing, and rap battling. Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber.
Park South Dentistry’s modern lobby welcomes patients with sleek armchairs and smooth slate flooring. To ensure maximum comfort, the friendly treatment rooms come outfitted with blankets, headphones, and televisions, much like Ted Turner’s linen closet. For more information, see Park South Dentistry's Invisalign FAQ.
Park South Dentistry
At Park South Dentistry, Dr. David Janash makes over smiles with services such as Invisalign braces, implants, and periodontics with the help of digital x-rays, intraoral cameras, and calming sedation. The facility further relaxes patients with TVs, headphones, and blankets in each treatment room. Every room is completely sanitized between each patient visit, reducing the need to cover everything in plastic wrap.