Like the hand inside a sock puppet, the spine supports the body's every motion and keeps it from collapsing into a formless heap of yarn and googly eyes. Maintain your vertebral integrity with today's Groupon to Parker Chiropractic Clinic. Choose between the following options:
• For $29, you get a consultation, an exam, x-rays (if needed), and a half-hour massage (up to a $373 value).
• For $29, you get a consultation, an exam, x-rays (if needed), and a spinal-decompression treatment (up to a $373 value).
For more than 13 years, Drs. John and James Parker of Parker Chiropractic Clinic have been safely, effectively, and comfortably correcting crooked spines with state-of-the-art holistic healthcare. During your visit, Parker Chiropractic’s friendly receptionist will greet you and help you fill out paperwork discussing your health history, which can be later reused as the first chapter of your health-related memoir. Next, patients will consult with their doctor to discuss health concerns and treatment options, followed by a thorough examination. X-rays may be taken depending on your specific condition; they may reveal any misalignments or disk degeneration and allow the doctor to screen for serious spinal conditions that may deem the vertebrae unfit for public office. After the examination, the doctor will provide a detailed report on the back's condition and recommend appropriate treatments.
Spines that are merely overstressed can relax as the posture professional kneads tight muscles into a doughy bliss. Massage can be an ideal means of increasing blood circulation, reducing swelling, and relaxing tight muscles, and it can even help in recovering lost range of motion, allowing patients to finally reach cookie jars secreted away on top shelves. Should damaged disks make themselves known during the exam, spinal-decompression-therapy treatment helps relieve pain on bulging or injured areas of the spine. Using a state-of-the-art SpineMed decompression table, the doctor uses precise computer controls to gently tilt the head or pelvis, easing pressure on targeted areas and distracting the spine with its Robin Williams impersonation.