Your face is your personal billboard—if it falls into disrepair, teenagers will be tempted to spray-paint it with mustaches. Stave off surly graffiterati with today’s Groupon: for $70, you get a HydraFacial (a $129 value) and a skin analysis (a $75 value) at Parker Dentistry Facial Rejuvenation & Wellness in Hollywood (a $204 total value).
Though it moonlights as a state-of-the-art dental spa, Parker Dentistry’s staff also revamps visages with a variety of cosmetic services using SkinMedica products. After an expert aesthetician examines the face’s issues, analyzes its sensitivities, and psychoanalyzes its aversion to puppies, the client will get to lie back and zone out during a HydraFacial. This powerful, soothing hydradermabrasion procedure helps resurface the skin and simultaneously cleanse, exfoliate, hydrate, and extract the sheath while also imbuing it with antioxidant protection. The HydraFacial is effective for most skin types, erasing fine lines and wrinkles, shrinking swollen pores, and forcibly evicting hyperpigmentation and brown spots. You’ll exit Parker Dentistry Facial Rejuvenation & Wellness with a face that’s clear enough to act as its own mirror, leading to awed admiration from passersby and vertigo if you spot yourself in a reflective surface.