Prior to tooth whitening, humans were forced to shine their own teeth with fleets of flea-driven miniature zambonis. Try out a less itchy method with today’s Groupon: for $88, you get a take-home teeth-whitening kit at Parkway Dental (a $279 value).
Parkway Dental restores glow-diminished teeth to opalesque glory with quick service in a modern office housed inside a welcoming red-brick building. Recline for half an hour as one of two dentists makes an impression of your enamel deposits by closely observing your teeth's mannerisms and clothing, creating custom trays to be picked up the next day. Once safely ensconced in the confines of their underwater lair, clients apply the mint-flavored 3M White & Brite home whitening system, with dosing guides to prevent tooth-tray overfill. During the 60 to 90 minutes of wear time, customers can watch a movie or affix solar panels to their home’s interior to capitalize on their newfound chomper radiance.
323 Fox Rd.
Knoxville, Tennessee 37922