The phrase “You didn’t tell me you had a sister," a longtime staple in the Flattery for Prospective Mothers-in-Law playbook, can now be delivered with fawning sincerity with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a vibradermabrasion treatment and a collagen firming mask at PascualMD MedSpa (a $100 value), at any of its four locations in Miami, Pembroke Pines, Aventura, and Doral.
Armed with an arsenal of face-smoothing potions, the skilled and experienced Dr. Amaryllis Pascual oversees a sure-handed team devoted to each individual's facial-rejuvenation goals. Fighting back against the merciless onslaught of aging, the juvenescent vibradermabrasion treatments use a gently vibrating tool to slough away the outer layer of dead and damaged skin, revealing vibrant cells as fresh as a baby who smells like a new car. The 15-minute treatment also possesses the problem-solving powers to clear up acne-prone epidermises and reduce fine lines. After the vibradermabrasion treatment, a soothing collagen mask stimulates the production of face-firming proteins, reducing nettlesome frown lines and turning back one's countenance clock without enlisting the help of charming but emotionally stunted physicists.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The doctors at Pascual MD have a comprehensive approach to each treatment they provide, whether clients seek cosmetic surgery, medical weight-loss supervision, or classic skincare services. They also equip their office with delicate lasers capable of softening wrinkles, ousting unwanted hair, and drawing old-timey mustaches on hamburger buns.