What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a 60-minute tune-up massage at Paul Brown Massage Therapy, located in the historic Sun Building on K Street (an $80 value).
A member of American Bodywork and Massage Professionals and a graduate of the California Institute of Healing Arts and Sciences and the National Holistic Institute, Paul Brown is a mighty back patter who works his mitten stuffers to rid burdened bodies of their irksome aches and ailments. During a 60-minute massage, Brown’s gargantuan grip will focus on a full-body tune-up massage that will frolic fingertips along full-body canvases to improve joint stiffness and relieve body tension like an unwound mattress coil on a Mediterranean cruise (an $80 value). Sign up online after purchasing to make an appointment.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New clients only. By appointment only. Cancellation policy applies. Additional charges for upgraded massages. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.