Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $119, you get a custom-fit, take-home teeth-whitening kit from Paul F. Krause Dental, located on 114th Street near Davenport (a $300 value).
Paul Krause Dental provides a range of general dental services, as well as restorative work, orthodontics, and implants, helping mouths radiate with good health. Whether teeth are moderately stained by tea and coffee or virtually unrecognizable under layers of lava and fossils, the licensed dentists will prepare a virtually painless take-home whitening kit sure to restore whites to their former pearly selves. Discolored dentals receive custom upper and lower bleach trays, with an Opals bleach kit included. A traveling kit, eight tubes of professional strength bleach good for 32 individual applications and whitening toothpaste is also included.
Conceited canines and bigheaded bicuspids can use the eight tubes of professional-strength bleach in the privacy of their homes, minimizing the risk of mockery from neighboring molars. The included whitening toothpaste keeps enamel and gums beaming, and the whitening supplies’ compact case leaves room in medicine cabinets for bubble-gum-flavored mouthwash, wind-up bath toys, and faux moustaches.
Three Google Mappers give Paul Krause Dental an average of 3.6 stars:
258 N 114th St.
Omaha, Nebraska 68154