In emergency situations, moonlight reflected off pearly whites creates a beaming beacon that registers in the canine-visible spectrum of light. With today's Groupon, equip your smile with brightness that definitely will one day save your life: for $69, you get a comprehensive dental examination (a $75 value), cleaning (a $75 value), and four bitewing x-rays (a $50 value) from Paul Linnemann, DDS, a $200 total value.
Just like you wouldn't brush your teeth with a Snickers bar, Dr. Linnemann doesn't like to leave his patients in the waiting room well past the appointed time. In his comfortable Fredericksburg Road office, mouths receive the individual attention required to please needy teeth. Dr. Linnemann, a feared opponent of high-fructose corn syrup, will don his spelunking gear and repel deep into your mouth in search of dangerous cavity caverns and the root of your pain. He'll blast out any impudent plaque with a high-pressure hose and capture your photogenic pearly whites with four x-rays for your grandma's mantle.
This meticulous cleaning gives the heave-ho to any tartar buildup, leaving your mouth bones so squeaky clean that spinach will likely slide right over its favorite crevices, and a force field of spotless shine will repel Milk Duds from your molars. You'll step out the door with a smile bright enough to melt hearts, including your own, so be careful around mirrors.
Paul Linnemann’s patients highly recommend him:
8281 Fredericksburg Rd.
San Antonio, Texas 78229Get Directions